Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
Buggering Up Our Lives, Guys
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Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. website We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and actually did something about it?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No space for pussies here, only those who want it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every bit of the action.
- Dump that shitty stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real pleasure is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful trip.
It's not asking. We’re just offering you the reality.
Guys: Please Fuck This chick Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! Those Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Read a Room. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Totally Unacceptable.
Let Me Be Clear, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Let's Get Straight up Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta crank it up and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.